繞口令大全八百標(biāo)兵_八百標(biāo)兵奔北坡繞口令(2)
繞口令大全八百標(biāo)兵_八百標(biāo)兵奔北坡繞口令
最搞笑的繞口令
演員制服
男演員穿藍(lán)制服，
女演員穿棉制服，
藍(lán)制服是棉制服，
棉制服是藍(lán)制服，
男演員穿藍(lán)棉制服，
女演員穿棉藍(lán)制服。
天上看，滿天星
天上看，滿天星;
地下看，有個坑;
坑里看，有盤冰。
坑外長著―老松，松上落著一只鷹，
松下坐著一老僧，僧前放著―部經(jīng)，
經(jīng)前點著一盞燈，墻上釘著一根釘，
釘上掛著一張弓。說刮風(fēng)，就刮風(fēng)，
刮得男女老少難把眼睛睜。
刮散了天上的星，刮平了地的坑，
刮化了坑里的冰，刮倒了坑外的松，
刮飛了松上的鷹，刮走了松下的僧，
刮亂了僧前的經(jīng)，刮滅了經(jīng)前的燈，
刮掉了墻上的釘，刮翻了釘上的弓。
瘸子和矬子
小山屋
南面來了個瘸子，腰里別著個橛子，
北邊來了個矬子，肩上挑著擔(dān)茄子。
別橛子的瘸子要用橛子換挑茄子的矬子的茄子，
挑茄子的矬子不給別橛子的瘸子茄子。
別橛子的瘸子抽出腰里的橛子打了挑茄子的矬子一橛子，
挑茄子的矬子拿起茄子打了別橛子的瘸子一茄子。
提燈籠繞口令
提燈籠
小鳳提著圓燈籠，
小龍?zhí)嶂綗艋\。
小鳳的圓燈籠上畫著龍，
小龍的方燈籠上畫著鳳，
小鳳要拿圓龍燈籠換小龍的方鳳燈籠。
南邊的喇嘛和北邊的啞吧
從南邊來了個喇嘛，提拉著五斤塔嘛。
從北邊來個啞吧，腰里別著個喇叭。
提拉塔嘛的喇嘛，要拿塔嘛換別喇叭啞巴的喇叭，
別喇叭的啞巴，不愿意拿喇叭換提拉塔嘛喇嘛的塔嘛。
提拉塔嘛的喇嘛拿塔嘛打了別喇叭的啞巴一塔嘛，
別喇叭的啞巴，拿喇叭打了提拉塔嘛的喇嘛一喇叭。
也不知提拉塔嘛的喇嘛拿塔嘛打壞了別喇叭啞巴的喇叭。
也不知別喇叭的啞巴拿喇巴打壞了提拉塔嘛喇嘛的塔嘛。
提拉塔嘛的喇嘛敦塔嘛，別喇叭的啞巴吹喇叭。
山前山后的崔粗腿和崔腿粗
山前有個崔粗腿，
山后有個崔腿粗。
二人山前來比腿，
不知是崔粗腿比崔腿粗的腿粗，
還是崔腿粗比崔粗腿的腿粗?
山前山后的嚴(yán)圓眼和嚴(yán)眼圓
山前有個嚴(yán)圓眼，
山后有個嚴(yán)眼圓，
二人山前來比眼，
不知是嚴(yán)圓眼的眼圓，
還是嚴(yán)眼圓比嚴(yán)圓眼的眼圓?
有個面鋪門朝南
有個面鋪門朝南，
門上掛著藍(lán)布棉門簾，
摘了藍(lán)布棉門簾，
面鋪門朝南;
掛上藍(lán)布棉門簾，
面鋪還是門朝南。
世界上最難的繞口令
經(jīng)典英文繞口令
1. Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.[10]
2. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
3. Please, Paul, pause for applause.
4. "Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" Shirley said to Shelley.
5. Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?
6. Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.
7. I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.
8. A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.
9. It is a fine thing to sing in spring, I think.
10. Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.
11. I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.
12. In winter the weather in Wales is wild.
13. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
14. Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.
15. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
16. The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.
17. Dry august and warm doth harvest no harm
18. The cuckoo comes in April, and stays the month of May; sings a song AT midsummer, and then goes away
19. Money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.
20. Avery's army's armory.
21. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice.
22. If assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me .
23. Are Archie and Audrey's archery arrows as arty as Artie's archery arrows?
24. Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs.
25. All Al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie.
26. The small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.
27. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.
28. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes.
29. If two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?
30. Betty Botter：Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter And made her batter bitter. But a bit of better butter Makes batter better. So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.
31. Peter Piper：Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Were they pickled when he picked them from the vine? Or was Peter Piper pickled when he picked the pickled peppers. Peppers picked from the pickled pepper vine?
32. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?：How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood? as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
33. No name：Bird three flowre bee lock key, sock shoe ghost boo one two, shovel pail monkey tail wave whale, farmer rake duck lake candle cake.
34.When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
35.She sales seashell by the seashore,the shells she sales are surely seashells,so if she sales shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sales seashore shells.
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