2015網絡流行語帶翻譯(2)

2015網絡流行語帶翻譯

　　Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.

　　衣服堆在椅子上

　　指把衣服都堆在椅子上而不是放衣柜里或掛衣架上。

　　No.7 Cellfish

　　Defintion: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.

　　E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish".

　　光顧著打電話不理別人的自私行為

　　指某人指顧著打電話，同時對身邊的人很粗魯或欠體貼的行為。

　　點餐時你就不能不打電話嗎——這樣很沒禮貌誒。

　　No.8 Nonversation

　　Definition: a completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

　　E.g. Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy. Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

　　沒意義的談話

　　指完全沒有價值的對話，沒有任何啟發、解釋或其它可闡述的問題。尤其指在派對上，酒吧里或其它場合發生的對話，因為這些場合也不大可能有太有意義的對話。

　　史密斯：跟那個人聊天簡直是浪費時間。約翰：我知道，每次我跟他聊天，我也感覺很沒勁。

　　No.9 Destinesia

　　Definition:When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.

　　E.g. John ran down the stairs to the storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list again. Damn you, destinesia!

　　到了地方卻忘記當初為何要來

　　當你到了準備要去的地方后，你忘記了當初為什么要去了。經常發生在工作時間，而且會造成很大的挫敗感。

　　約翰走下樓來到了倉儲室，但是他卻怎么也想不起來他要找什么了。因此，他又跑回樓上廚房，又看了一下他的準備清單。媽的，討厭的健忘癥!

　　No.10 Errorist

　　Definition: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.

　　E.g. Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.

　　不停犯錯的人

　　某人老是不停的犯錯。說著他自認為正確的話，但是任何有常識的人都會知道他是錯的。真是個笨蛋。

　　布什又在電視上講話了。真是個大笨蛋。

　　No.11 Ambitchous

　　Definition: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

　　E.g. Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.

　　立志要做婊子中的頂級

　　努力爭做雞頭(婊子中的頂級)

　　哼!布蘭妮睡了我男朋友。嗯，她是婊子中的婊子。

　　No.12 Dudevorce

　　Definition:When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

　　E.g. Spencer and Brody got a dudevorce over Lauren.

　　基友關系破裂

　　指倆個好基友正是關系破裂，原因是因為某個很奇葩的問題上意見不一致，通常是關于某個女孩的問題上看法不同導致。

　　斯賓塞和布羅迪因為勞倫而分手了。

　　No.13 Onlineness

　　Definition: the fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness.

　　經常上網刷朋友圈但卻很孤獨

　　指為了對任何網絡發展做出及時反映經常出現在網上，無論有多重要。這種行為會使人產生極度的孤獨感。