英語幽默話劇劇本

　　今天下面這出飯館幽默英語短劇，會(huì)讓你見識(shí)到那位不講衛(wèi)生的服務(wù)員口才的厲害!

　　Scene1

　　Customer A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! 顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里. Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙!

　　Then the waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. 一個(gè)服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 Customer A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? “你瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!” Waiter:What?You want it to fall on the floor again? “什么?”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上?”

　　Scene 2

　　Waiter:Tea or coffee gentlemen? 服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡?先生。 Customer A:I'll have tea. 顧客A：我要茶 Customer B: Me too,and be sure the glass is clean!顧客B：我也是茶,杯子要干凈的! Waiter returns. 服務(wù)員回來。 Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子? Customer A and B become speechless. 顧客A和B作無語狀。 Scene 3 Customer A:Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um。。It looks like swimming. 顧客A：服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么? 看起來象是在游泳。 Waiter:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

　　服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會(huì)干掉它。 Customer B:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!

　　顧客B：服務(wù)員，湯里有只死蒼蠅! Waiter:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them. 服務(wù)員：是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。