會心一笑：It‘s His Fault搞笑閱讀

　　It's His Fault

　　Billy and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers，and they often had fights with each other.

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them，“I'm going to cook our lunch now.Go out and play in the garden-and be good.”

　　“Yes，Mummy，” the two boys answered，and they went out.

　　They played in the garden for half an hour，and then Billy ran into the kitchen.“Mummy，” he said，“Bobby's broken a window in Mrs.Allen's house.” Mrs.Allen was one of their neighbors.

　　“He's a bad boy，”his mother said.“How did he break it?”

　　“I threw a stone at him，” Billy answered，“and he quickly moved down.”

　　是他的錯

　　比利和波比都是小男孩。他們是兄弟，兩人經常打架。

　　上個星期六，他們的媽媽對他們說：“我現在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。”

　　“是，媽媽，”兩個男孩回答，然后他們就出去了。

　　他們在花園里玩了半個小時，然后比利跑進了廚房。“媽媽，”他說：“波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。”艾倫太太是他們的鄰居。

　　“他是個壞孩子，”他的媽媽說。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?”

　　“我朝他扔了一塊石子，”比利回答：“他趕緊蹲下。”