經典英語短笑話帶翻譯
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯
笑話和幽默故事是民間創作,是民眾智慧的結晶,往往表現出人民群眾樂觀向上的精神狀態和幽默詼諧的性格。下面是學習啦小編帶來的經典英語短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇一
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人找了老公之前都在擔憂未來。男人娶了老婆之前從來不為未來擔憂。
2009-5-26
A man will pay
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯
笑話和幽默故事是民間創作,是民眾智慧的結晶,往往表現出人民群眾樂觀向上的精神狀態和幽默詼諧的性格。下面是學習啦小編帶來的經典英語短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇一
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人找了老公之前都在擔憂未來。男人娶了老婆之前從來不為未來擔憂。
2009-5-26
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
男人想要的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，他也會買;而對于女人，即使是不想要的東西，要是值2塊錢卻只賣1塊，她也會買。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇二
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰，一旦違規，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問么?"
這時人群中一個男同學問道，"那么一個季度通行證需要多少錢?"
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇三
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
男孩：我可以給你買杯飲料嗎?
女孩：你不如直接把錢給我得了。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇四
Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.
Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.
醫生：聽上去你咳嗽今天好多了。
病人：應該如此。我昨晚練習了一整夜。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇五
Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind."
Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."
皮特："我上次出去打獵，跌下了很高的懸崖，信不信由你，當我跌落的時候，我腦海里浮現了我做過的所有蠢事。"
鮑勃："你一定是從萬丈高山上跌落的吧。"
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經典英語短笑話帶翻譯
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯
笑話和幽默故事是民間創作,是民眾智慧的結晶,往往表現出人民群眾樂觀向上的精神狀態和幽默詼諧的性格。下面是學習啦小編帶來的經典英語短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇一
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人找了老公之前都在擔憂未來。男人娶了老婆之前從來不為未來擔憂。
2009-5-26
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
男人想要的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，他也會買;而對于女人，即使是不想要的東西，要是值2塊錢卻只賣1塊，她也會買。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇二
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰，一旦違規，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問么?"
這時人群中一個男同學問道，"那么一個季度通行證需要多少錢?"
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇三
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
男孩：我可以給你買杯飲料嗎?
女孩：你不如直接把錢給我得了。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇四
Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.
Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.
醫生：聽上去你咳嗽今天好多了。
病人：應該如此。我昨晚練習了一整夜。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇五
Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind."
Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."
皮特："我上次出去打獵，跌下了很高的懸崖，信不信由你，當我跌落的時候，我腦海里浮現了我做過的所有蠢事。"
鮑勃："你一定是從萬丈高山上跌落的吧。"
看了“經典英語短笑話帶翻譯”的人還看了：
男人想要的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，他也會買;而對于女人，即使是不想要的東西，要是值2塊錢卻只賣1塊，她也會買。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇二
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined . Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of 0. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰，一旦違規，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問么?"
這時人群中一個男同學問道，"那么一個季度通行證需要多少錢?"
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇三
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
男孩：我可以給你買杯飲料嗎?
女孩：你不如直接把錢給我得了。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇四
Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.
Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.
醫生：聽上去你咳嗽今天好多了。
病人：應該如此。我昨晚練習了一整夜。
經典英語短笑話帶翻譯篇五
Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind."
Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."
皮特："我上次出去打獵，跌下了很高的懸崖，信不信由你，當我跌落的時候，我腦海里浮現了我做過的所有蠢事。"
鮑勃："你一定是從萬丈高山上跌落的吧。"
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