關(guān)于英文短笑話爆笑精選
關(guān)于英文短笑話爆笑精選
笑話的娛樂(lè)作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇一
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會(huì)過(guò)，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。
女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇二
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音樂(lè)學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問(wèn)其中一個(gè)男孩："音樂(lè)家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么?"
"耳聾，"男孩答道。
"胡說(shuō)!"老師氣憤地說(shuō)。
"怎么了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂(lè)家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問(wèn)道。
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇三
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。
酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"
男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"
酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇四
Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."
His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
2個(gè)男孩與祖父母一起過(guò)夜，他們跪在床邊做睡前禱告。弟弟聲嘶力竭地祈禱: "我祈求一輛自行車(chē)，一張新DVD……"
哥哥用肘輕推他: "你為什么大喊著祈禱?上帝又不聾。"
弟弟答道:"上帝是不聾，但是奶奶聾。"
12 A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
巡警發(fā)現(xiàn)一名婦女邊開(kāi)車(chē)邊織毛衣，便開(kāi)車(chē)上前，說(shuō)："靠邊停車(chē)(套頭衫)!"
"不，" 她回答，"是一雙襪子!"
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇五
A man will pay
關(guān)于英文短笑話爆笑精選
笑話的娛樂(lè)作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇一
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會(huì)過(guò)，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。
女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇二
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音樂(lè)學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問(wèn)其中一個(gè)男孩："音樂(lè)家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么?"
"耳聾，"男孩答道。
"胡說(shuō)!"老師氣憤地說(shuō)。
"怎么了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂(lè)家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問(wèn)道。
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇三
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。
酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"
男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"
酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇四
Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."
His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
2個(gè)男孩與祖父母一起過(guò)夜，他們跪在床邊做睡前禱告。弟弟聲嘶力竭地祈禱: "我祈求一輛自行車(chē)，一張新DVD……"
哥哥用肘輕推他: "你為什么大喊著祈禱?上帝又不聾。"
弟弟答道:"上帝是不聾，但是奶奶聾。"
12 A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
巡警發(fā)現(xiàn)一名婦女邊開(kāi)車(chē)邊織毛衣，便開(kāi)車(chē)上前，說(shuō)："靠邊停車(chē)(套頭衫)!"
"不，" 她回答，"是一雙襪子!"
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇五
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
男人想要的東西，要是值1塊錢(qián)卻賣(mài)2塊，他也會(huì)買(mǎi);而對(duì)于女人，即使是不想要的東西，要是值2塊錢(qián)卻只賣(mài)1塊，她也會(huì)買(mǎi)。
7 The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進(jìn)入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰(shuí)，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問(wèn)么?"
這時(shí)人群中一個(gè)男同學(xué)問(wèn)道，"那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢(qián)?"
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笑話的娛樂(lè)作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇一
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會(huì)過(guò)，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。
女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇二
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音樂(lè)學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問(wèn)其中一個(gè)男孩："音樂(lè)家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么?"
"耳聾，"男孩答道。
"胡說(shuō)!"老師氣憤地說(shuō)。
"怎么了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂(lè)家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問(wèn)道。
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇三
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。
酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"
男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"
酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇四
Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."
His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
2個(gè)男孩與祖父母一起過(guò)夜，他們跪在床邊做睡前禱告。弟弟聲嘶力竭地祈禱: "我祈求一輛自行車(chē)，一張新DVD……"
哥哥用肘輕推他: "你為什么大喊著祈禱?上帝又不聾。"
弟弟答道:"上帝是不聾，但是奶奶聾。"
12 A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
巡警發(fā)現(xiàn)一名婦女邊開(kāi)車(chē)邊織毛衣，便開(kāi)車(chē)上前，說(shuō)："靠邊停車(chē)(套頭衫)!"
"不，" 她回答，"是一雙襪子!"
關(guān)于爆笑英文短笑話篇五
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
男人想要的東西，要是值1塊錢(qián)卻賣(mài)2塊，他也會(huì)買(mǎi);而對(duì)于女人，即使是不想要的東西，要是值2塊錢(qián)卻只賣(mài)1塊，她也會(huì)買(mǎi)。
7 The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進(jìn)入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰(shuí)，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問(wèn)么?"
這時(shí)人群中一個(gè)男同學(xué)問(wèn)道，"那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢(qián)?"
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男人想要的東西，要是值1塊錢(qián)卻賣(mài)2塊，他也會(huì)買(mǎi);而對(duì)于女人，即使是不想要的東西，要是值2塊錢(qián)卻只賣(mài)1塊，她也會(huì)買(mǎi)。
7 The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined . Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of 0. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進(jìn)入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰(shuí)，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問(wèn)么?"
這時(shí)人群中一個(gè)男同學(xué)問(wèn)道，"那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢(qián)?"
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