英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵笑話
英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵笑話
英語(yǔ)笑話并不是中文笑話的翻版,因?yàn)槊鎸?duì)同一則笑話,有可能外國(guó)人哈哈大笑而中國(guó)人卻無(wú)動(dòng)于衷,英語(yǔ)笑話中的幽默其實(shí)也是我們?nèi)谌肓硪环N文化的窗口。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的搞笑英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
搞笑英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵小笑話篇一
And Stuff the Cuffs in Your Boots
把褲腳塞到你的靴子里面去
The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened.
一位未曾有過(guò)作戰(zhàn)經(jīng)驗(yàn)的將軍非常惶恐，因?yàn)榈诙鞂⒂袀€(gè)戰(zhàn)役要面對(duì)。
Seeking inspiration, he looked into the history of great commanders and learned thatWellington had always dressed in red for battle,
為了尋找靈感，他翻查了歷年來(lái)偉大將領(lǐng)的檔案，發(fā)現(xiàn)威靈頓將軍每次戰(zhàn)斗中都身穿紅色衣服，
so that his men would not realize if he were shot.
萬(wàn)一他被射傷的話，他的士兵也不會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)。
Instantly he called in his adjutant and ordered a pair of trousers in a rich, dark brown.
于是他傳了副官進(jìn)來(lái)并指示手下做了一條深褐色的褲子。
搞笑英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵小笑話篇二
Home Sweet Home
還是家里好
A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.
一位外科醫(yī)生剛從非洲狩獵回來(lái)。
"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.
“這次打獵順利嗎?”同僚問(wèn)道。
"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied the surgeon.
“喔，實(shí)在太令人失望了，”外科醫(yī)生答道。
"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "
“我什么也沒獵殺到，實(shí)際上，還是待在醫(yī)院里比較有成就感。”
搞笑英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵小笑話篇三
You Do Have a Problem
你真是有問(wèn)題了!
A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.
一位老兄對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)明他上廁所有困難。
"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.
“你早上有小便嗎?，’醫(yī)生問(wèn)他。
"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "
“有，每天早上六點(diǎn)鐘。”
"And how are your bowel movements?"
“那大便情況如何?"
"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "
“像時(shí)鐘一樣，我每天準(zhǔn)時(shí)七點(diǎn)鐘上大號(hào)。”
"So what's the problem?"
“那問(wèn)題到底出在哪里呢?"
"I don't get up until eight. "
“我八點(diǎn)鐘才起床。”
搞笑英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵小笑話篇四
The Bigger They Are the Harder They Fail
爬得越跌得越重
The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.
一位心理醫(yī)師感到有些厭煩。他已治好一名病人的幻想癥，但那名患者似乎仍然不快樂(lè)。
"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" he inquired. "Aren't you glad to be dealing with the world realistically?"
“到底是怎么一回事，瓊斯先生?”他詢問(wèn)道。“難道你不喜歡踏實(shí)地面對(duì)周圍的一切嗎?”
"Oh, sure. Doc, sure .... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I' m nobody ! "
“喔，是的，醫(yī)生，我是很愿意。只是去年我還是成吉思汗，現(xiàn)在我成了無(wú)名之輩!”
搞笑英語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵小笑話篇五
At Least You Get a Choice
至少你有所選擇
A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.
一名罪人去世后，剛下地獄就被帶往各處走走。
"I'll tell you how it works around here," declared a particularly hideous devil. "You get your choice of three punishments. Here's the first. "
“我將告訴你這里的狀況，”一位面目可憎的魔鬼宣布道。“你必須在三種刑罰中選一個(gè)，這是第一種。”
The sinner watched in horror as he saw men and women repeatedly being immersed in boiling water.
罪人看見男男女女反復(fù)地被浸入沸騰的熱水中，嚇得目瞪口呆。
"Here's the second. " The poor sinner shuddered as he saw unfortunate people being continually hounded by ferocious beasts and cruel demons.
“再看第二種。”可憐的罪人看到一些不幸的人被兇惡的野獸和殘酷的妖怪不停地追趕，嚇得直打哆嗦。
“And here's the third. ” A group was standing knee deep in shit and sipping tea.
“這是第三種。”一群人站在深及膝部的糞池中喝茶。
"Well,this seems all right," said the sinner."I'll take this one."And he joined the group.
“這個(gè)看來(lái)還可以，我就選這個(gè)。”罪人說(shuō)著便加入了那群犯人。
No sooner had he done so than another devil yelled out："OK, tea time's over. Get back on your heads. "
就在他加入不久，一個(gè)魔鬼大聲喊道：“午茶時(shí)間結(jié)束，回到頭下腳上倒立的姿勢(shì)。”
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