兒童英語笑話大全帶翻譯

　　認錯

　　ohn is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　約翰并不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。

　　“No one is laughing.” Other students whisper.

　　“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學小聲地嘀咕。

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfiedwith it.

　　“嗯，還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤，還是個好孩子。”老師為此感到滿意。

　　我沒法煮它

　　It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing.

　　這是春天里一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。

　　Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.

　　突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊著。

　　The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers.

　　魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。

　　But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

　　但是她卻把魚放回河里，又繼續釣魚。

　　At the time, Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks.

　　這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“為什么你把魚放了?”

　　“Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.

　　“因為我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這么大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。