英文的小笑話

　　幽默語言作為幽默的主要表現形式在我們的生活中很常見。言語幽默是語言的精粹,在日常生活中言語幽默的應用使人們在笑聲中啟迪思想,交流感情,拉近彼此的距離。下面是學習啦小編帶來的關于英語小笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　關于英語小笑話閱讀篇一

　　Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你造成的

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

　　在旅館大廳里，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。 胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”

　　關于英語小笑話閱讀篇二

　　Did You Know Him 你認識他嗎

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

　　當然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎?

　　有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

　　關于英語小笑話閱讀篇三

　　Knife and Drum 刀和鼓

　　Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

　　Pa: Why not?

　　Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

　　媽：他爸，我怎么覺得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節時給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。

　　爸：為什么?

　　媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。

　　關于英語小笑話閱讀篇四

　　An Essential Correction 實質性的糾正

　　Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

　　Walter: What was it?

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

　　老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。

　　沃爾特：我吃了什么?

　　老師：雞蛋。

　　沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。

　　關于英語小笑話閱讀篇五

　　That's what I want to find out

　　We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? Well, I don't know. Does he bite? That's what I want to find out.

　　我們又得到了一只新狗，你要過來和他玩玩嗎? 哦， 我不知道。他咬人嗎? 這正是我想要知道的。

　　
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