好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
幽默和笑話在人們的日常生活中隨處可見(jiàn),起著重要的作用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"
凱特：“媽媽，我們每天關(guān)門嗎?”
Mum: "Certainly."
媽媽：“當(dāng)然關(guān)了。”
Kate: "How can my dream come true?"
凱特：“那我的夢(mèng)怎么能進(jìn)來(lái)呢?”
好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
爺爺給我付賬
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
一個(gè)漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料柜臺(tái)，說(shuō)：“我想要買這種料子來(lái)做一條新裙子，多少錢?”
“每碼只需要一個(gè)吻。”男售貨員說(shuō)著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說(shuō)，“我要十碼。”
帶著期待的表情，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過(guò)來(lái)。
女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個(gè)站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給我付賬。”
好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
“How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢一張?”
"Ten kops, kid."
“10戈比，孩子。”
"I only have five kops. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5戈比。請(qǐng)讓我進(jìn)去吧。我只用一只眼睛看。”
好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇四
“Mama, do people change from monkeys?"
“媽媽，人是從猴子變過(guò)來(lái)的嗎?”
"Yeah."
“是的。”
"Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer."
“噢，難怪猴子越來(lái)越少了。”
好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇五
Younger Brother: "How timid the sun is!"
弟弟：“太陽(yáng)多么膽小!”
Elder Brother: "Why do you think so?"
哥哥：“你為什么這樣想?”
Younger Brother: "Because it only dares to come out in the daytime."
弟弟：“因?yàn)樗挥邪滋觳鸥页鰜?lái)。”
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