關于最短的英語笑話大全
關于最短的英語笑話大全
與一般日常會話不同,笑話刻意地違反合作原則,引導出會話含意,并且利用會話含意之間的沖突來達到其預定功能。小編精心收集了關于最短的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
關于最短的英語笑話篇1
請你來玩狗Would you play with my dog
A: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
B: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
A: That's what I want to find out.
關于最短的英語笑話篇2
不是迷信的時候
No time to be superstitious
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
關于最短的英語笑話篇3
買得越多越便宜The more the cheaper
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick.
When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."
"Is that so?" said my father-in-law. "Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free."
關于最短的英語笑話篇4
最懶的人Laziest manLaziest man
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.
"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.
關于最短的英語笑話篇5
為什么女人話多
Why women talk more than man
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
關于最短的英語笑話篇6
寶貝吞下了子彈My baby swallowed a bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do?"
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
關于最短的英語笑話篇7
上帝住在哪里Where does God live
Teacher: Where does God live?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
關于最短的英語笑話篇8
螺旋槳的作用The purpose of the propeller
A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?"
B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!"
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