關(guān)于中國(guó)式搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話
關(guān)于中國(guó)式搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話
在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。本文是關(guān)于中國(guó)式搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于中國(guó)式搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
we two who and who?
咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)阿
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你?
you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上!
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
know is know noknow is noknow
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò)
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒(méi)有，要命一條
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
笑死人不償命的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ)笑話笑話大全 我叫李老大，今年25。
you have two down son。
你有兩下子。
as far as you go to die
有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)!!!!
I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
關(guān)于中國(guó)式搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
有次房東問(wèn)我:“Did you eat anything yet?”
我說(shuō)：“no.”
她聽后重復(fù)了一遍：“So you didn’t eat anything.”
我答道：“Yes...?”
房東老太太猶豫了一下，又問(wèn)：“Did you eat?”
我又答道：“No.”
她接著說(shuō)：“So you didn’t eat……?”
我說(shuō)：“Yes...?”
估計(jì)房東太太當(dāng)時(shí)都快要崩潰了……
關(guān)于中國(guó)式搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
go and look!走著瞧
good good study,day day up好好學(xué)習(xí)天天向上
No Mao ze dong ,no new china沒(méi)有毛沒(méi)有新中國(guó)
go a head! 去個(gè)頭!
People mountain peole sea!人山人海
give you some color see see!!給你點(diǎn)顏色看看
no three no four 不三不四
no money no women no good(哈，這是誰(shuí)說(shuō)的)
we two who and who?我們倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)
dog day""""s狗日的
poor light egg窮光蛋
if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你
you don""""t bird me,I don""""t bird you你不鳥我我也不鳥你
full clear ten big cool punishment滿清十大酷刑
love his mother who who who愛他媽誰(shuí)誰(shuí)誰(shuí)
KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED殺一警百
i s h i t love you我便愛上了你
banana fish相交于
f u c k do system操作系統(tǒng)
horse horse tiger tiger馬馬虎虎
fish yes于是
your grandma""""s legs你奶奶個(gè)腿
King eight egg***
5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五講四美三熱愛
give me take down!給我拿下
WATCH SISTER 表妹
your grandma""""s bear你奶奶個(gè)熊
yellow fly red黃飛鴻
red face know to me紅顏知己
American Chinese not enough美中不足
pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗瑪峰
You really have two down sons你真有兩下子
round son egg原子彈
chicken gun ice機(jī)槍兵
water sex poplar flower水性楊花
How are you? 怎么是你?
How old are you? 怎么老是你?
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