超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話閱讀
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超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Eat A Possum
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Armadillos
Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Married Redneck
How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Minimum Drinking Age
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Reruns
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary.
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Walking Down A Street
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Out Of Arkansas
What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
I-40
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：New Law
A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
超短超簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話：Divorce In Alabama
What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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