幽默英語笑話故事精選
幽默英語笑話故事精選
英語笑話是一種目的在于刺激人發(fā)笑的民間敘事文學(xué)。英語笑話內(nèi)容深刻、形式簡(jiǎn)短、表述生動(dòng)。小編精心收集了幽默英語笑話故事，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
幽默英語笑話故事：Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩
只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請(qǐng)說說看。
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
幽默英語笑話故事：The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網(wǎng)
"你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?" 老師發(fā)問道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。" 小女孩回答道。
幽默英語笑話故事：The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。"
幽默英語笑話故事：A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問題。
這個(gè)問題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇埃湓诤蟆?/p>
幽默英語笑話故事：An Absent-minded Professor
When they pulled the absent-minded professor， half drowned, from the lake, he sputtered, “How absent-minded I am! I have just remembered that I can swim.”
健忘的教授
當(dāng)人們把健忘的、淹得半死的教授從湖里拉上來時(shí)，他氣急敗壞地說道：“我真健忘，我剛剛才想起我會(huì)游泳!”
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