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搞笑短篇英文笑話：A school report
學(xué)校成績(jī)單
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,
"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子).
"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And hepointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."
父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來(lái)的學(xué)校成績(jī)單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：
“英語(yǔ)，差;法語(yǔ)，差;數(shù)學(xué)，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發(fā)抖的兒子一眼。
“爸爸，”兒子說(shuō)，“可能成績(jī)不夠理想。但您看到那一項(xiàng)了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優(yōu)。”
搞笑短篇英文笑話：Two Birds 兩只鳥(niǎo)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎? 學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。 學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
搞笑短篇英文笑話：Is ink so expensive
墨水很貴嗎
Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.
兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎? 父親：不貴呀，你為什么這么想? 兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點(diǎn)在地毯上，媽媽好象挺著急的。
搞笑短篇英文笑話：All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."
"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."
沒(méi)關(guān)系
我趕著開(kāi)車(chē)將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國(guó)家如英國(guó),其交通規(guī)則是車(chē)輛左行的,與我國(guó)相反)。“啊噢，”意識(shí)到犯了錯(cuò)誤，我說(shuō)。“我剛才拐彎是違章的。”
“我想那沒(méi)關(guān)系的，”女兒回答說(shuō)：“我們后面的警車(chē)也同樣拐了彎。”
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