經(jīng)典英語笑話帶翻譯
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經(jīng)典爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯：Who Are Crooks? 誰是騙子?
A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly(坦率地) that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction(撤銷) : Half the city council aren't crooks.
一次，一份報紙刊登了一篇社論，直接指出市議會里有一半人是騙子。在被罰以拘留后，編輯發(fā)表了以下聲明：市議會里有一半人不是騙子。
經(jīng)典爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯：那女人是誰?
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.
一對新婚夫婦走進(jìn)位于邁阿密海灘旅館的電梯。
The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"
電梯操作員是一個漂亮的金發(fā)碧眼的美女，看到他們十分驚奇，她說：“嗨，Teddy,你好嗎?”
When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!"
夫婦倆到了他們自己的房間，憤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解釋：“那女人是誰?!”
"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."
“冷靜點，寶貝，”新郎說：“我得對她解釋你是誰，這已經(jīng)足夠煩死我了。”
經(jīng)典爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯：Two Soldiers
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
兩個士兵
軍營里有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”
比爾說：“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。
喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進(jìn)信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。
這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”
比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。
喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進(jìn)辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。
“你還要什么?”比爾問。
喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”
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