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關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話表演稿：At the Supermarket
At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you have my shopping cart."
在超級(jí)市場(chǎng)
在超市我注意到一位上了年紀(jì)的男子好像總在跟著我。我每到一個(gè)售貨通道，他就跟我到一個(gè)售貨通道，微笑地看著我。我開始想他是不是喜歡上我了。在乳品柜，我正給雞蛋包裝結(jié)賬時(shí)，有人在我肩上輕拍了一下。我轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身發(fā)現(xiàn)還是那個(gè)男子。“女士，”他終于開口說(shuō)話了，“你用著我的采貨車呢。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話表演稿：Good Sight
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
良好的視力
律師：你說(shuō)你離事故現(xiàn)場(chǎng)約有35英尺，你能看清多遠(yuǎn)的東西?
證人：這么說(shuō)吧，早上起床后我看見太陽(yáng)，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬(wàn)英里遠(yuǎn)。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話表演稿：The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網(wǎng)
"你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?" 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。" 小女孩回答道。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話表演稿：Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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