比較短的搞笑英文笑話
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比較短的搞笑英文笑話篇一
Cute Harry
可愛的哈利
It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,
這是小哈利第一次停留在鄉(xiāng)下，
and feeding the chickens fascinated him.
并且喂食吸引他目光的小雞。
Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,
有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子里神氣 十足地昂首闊步，
feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.
得意地將羽毛很優(yōu)美地向外展開,
Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.
小哈利很興裔地，向屋內(nèi)沖，大聲叫他的奶奶來看……
"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.
他高聲地叫說：“喔，奶奶，快來看!快來看!”
"one of your chickens is in bloom!"
“你們家有一只雞開花羅!”
比較短的搞笑英文笑話篇二
Insomnia
失眠
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
有一個(gè)男的去看醫(yī)生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。
The doctor gave him a thorough examination,
醫(yī)生給他做了一次完整的檢查，
found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,
完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，
and then told him,
然后告訴他;
"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”
"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."
這個(gè)男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個(gè)人睡嘛!”
比較短的搞笑英文笑話篇三
Johnny's Prayer
強(qiáng)尼的祈禱
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .
強(qiáng)尼因?yàn)椴还跃捅悔s進(jìn)他的房間。
After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .
過了一會(huì)兒。他就出來跟他的媽媽說他已緩!徹底反省，而且事后禱告了。
"Fine",said the pleased mother.
滿心歡喜的媽媽說：“很好，
"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."
如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會(huì)幫助你。”
"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.
強(qiáng)尼說："哦，我沒有求她幫助我不要不乖;
"I asked him to help you put up with me."
我求它幫助你來忍受我。”
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