關于英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
關于英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
冷笑話不同于一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。學習啦小編整理了關于英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一
我是來給你安裝電話的
a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個人在外面
wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。
finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."
到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”
關于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二
unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up.
不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。
she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom.
她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務是打掃供客人使用的浴室。
later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly.
一會兒之后，當她去檢查的時候，她吃驚了，曾經一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。
then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫著：“謝謝你沒往浴缸里看。”
關于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
約翰尼：嗯，我想是因為里面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。
關于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇四
Once there was a blind.
從前有個瞎子。
One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping.
一天，他正在行路時踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋
The dog barked for a while.
狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。
The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked.
這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。
The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長的。
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