經典英語勵志笑話大全
冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網絡、雜志、微博、電影上十分盛行。學習啦小編整理了經典英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
經典英語笑話篇一
作文
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.
老師給學生出了個作文題:“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。
His essay read:"Rain stopped play."
他在作文上寫道:“下雨，比賽中止。”
cricket
n.[U][體]板球;蟋蟀
經典英語笑話篇二
我很高興
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說:“她們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”
"Please，teacher:said a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."
“我，老師，”一個小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”
"Well done. Who was that”
“做得好。是誰呢?”
"My granny."
“我奶奶。”
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”
"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”
“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒待了三個小時。然后我跟她說:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說:‘啊，我很高興!’”
經典英語笑話篇三
右腿
Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?
學監(非常生氣):現在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?
Sophomore(meekly):The right leg，sir.
二年級學生(恭順地):右腿，先生。
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