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關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語笑話故事篇1
一學(xué)就會
"Dad，will you help me with my homework?"
“爸爸，你可以幫我做作業(yè)嗎?’’
"I'm sorry,"replied the father. "It wouldn't be right.“
“對不起，”爸爸答道:“幫你做不對。”
"Well,"said the boy，"at least you could try.”
“可是，”孩子說，“你至少可以試試。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語笑話故事篇2
直接了當(dāng)
"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you about the disadvantages—there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“這座房子，”房產(chǎn)商說道:“既有優(yōu)點，也有缺點。為了證明我的坦誠，我想告訴您它的缺點——在南邊一個街區(qū)的地方有個化工廠，在北邊一個街區(qū)的地方有個屠宰廠。”
" What are the advantages?"inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的優(yōu)點是什么呢?"買主問。
"The good thing about it，"said the agent，"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
“這好處嗎?"房產(chǎn)商說:“是你隨時可以測定風(fēng)向。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語笑話故事篇3
了如指掌
"Oh，doctor，I'rn so upset，"said the woman. "My husband seems to be wandering in his mind."
“峨，大夫，我非常擔(dān)心.”一位婦女說:“我丈夫似乎種志不清，還有.點走神兒。”
"Don't let that worry you，"the doctor replied. "I know your husband—he can't go far."
“這個你不用擔(dān)心。”醫(yī)生說道。“我了解你丈夫，他走不了多選。”
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