英語小笑話爆笑
英語小笑話爆笑
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關系和心理特征等等。學習啦小編整理了爆笑簡短英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑簡短英語小笑話篇一
miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發館理發，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理發。一天，正當麥爾斯理發時，經理碰巧也進來理發，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"hello, miles," the manager said. "i see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"你好，麥爾斯，"經理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發了。"
"yes, sir, i am," admitted miles calmly. "you see, sir, it grows in office time."
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭發是在上班時間長的。"
"not all of it," said the manager at once. "some of it grows in your own time."
"不全都是吧，"經理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間里長的。"
"yes, sir, that's quite true." answered miles politely, "but i'm not having it all cut off."
"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我并沒有把頭發全都剪掉啊。"
爆笑簡短英語小笑話篇二
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：
班里正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六個兵外加一個中士，長官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，長官。”
爆笑簡短英語小笑話篇三
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒關系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
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