英語簡短笑話大全爆笑
英語簡短笑話大全爆笑
民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑英語簡短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語簡短笑話篇一
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過來和他玩一會(huì)嗎?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?
里基：這正是我想要查明的。
爆笑英語簡短笑話篇二
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
爆笑英語簡短笑話篇三
I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand(使命，差事) . When I came back, I found this note from my son: "Dear Mom, I hope your bread gets better."
我在做面包，需要把面團(tuán)放在一個(gè)暖和點(diǎn)的地方使它發(fā)起來。我把面盆放在電熱褥里，后來就出去干別的活去了。等我回家時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)兒子留下一張紙條，上面寫著：“親愛的媽媽，我希望您的面包已經(jīng)病好了。”
爆笑英語簡短笑話篇四
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大一點(diǎn)，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)的。
哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。
對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什么急呀?
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