英語笑話大全20字
英語笑話大全20字
冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現(xiàn)象。小編精心收集了20字英語笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
20字英語笑話1
A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.
一位女士在與他的丈夫購物時(shí)，她意識到她該為她的灰白頭發(fā)買些染發(fā)水了。
"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff ,"complained the husband."and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"
她丈夫抱怨說:“你什么時(shí)候才能停止買那些昂貴的東西，而讓你的頭發(fā)長成像芭芭拉.布什(總統(tǒng)夫人)的頭發(fā)那樣灰白呢?”
"The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.
“那就要等到你就職的那天了。”妻子說。
20字英語笑話2
“一物降一物”
"It's annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while he's working on my teeth，"one guy said to another.
一個(gè)人對另一個(gè)人說:“當(dāng)我的牙醫(yī)陪我看牙時(shí)，他總是跟我聊天。這真讓我心煩。”
"I know just what you mean，”replied his friend. "But my Uncle Edgar used to drive this dentist crazy.'
他的朋友回答說:“我明白你的意思，但我的叔叔艾德加就曾使這位牙醫(yī)不知所措。”
"How so?"
“怎么會(huì)這樣呢?”
"He was a ventriloquist."
“他是個(gè)口技演員。”
20字英語笑話3
母親與教師
I teach middle-school choir and occasionally have my own children in class. One day my son asked if he could have a pencil. As a teacher,I normally do not lend items to unprepared students;but as a mother，I help my children whenever I can. I asked my son whether he was speaking to his teacher or his mother. He replied，“It degends on who has the pencil."
我教初中的唱詩班，偶爾會(huì)教到自己的孩子。一天，我兒子問我是否能借給他一支鉛筆。作為一位老師，我一般不借東西給那些不做課堂準(zhǔn)備的學(xué)生。但作為一位母親，我應(yīng)隨時(shí)幫助我的孩子。于是，我問兒子他是在跟老師說話，還是在跟母親說話。而他卻說:“那要看誰有鉛筆了。”
20字英語笑話4
聰明的大夫
As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says”Excuse me，but that man you just treated walked out of the door and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"
大夫正為一個(gè)病人做檢查時(shí)，她的護(hù)士闖了進(jìn)來說:“請?jiān)彛瑒偛旁谀@兒看病的那位病人出門時(shí)摔在前面的臺(tái)階上了，我該怎么辦呢?”
"Turn him around，"the doctor answered，"So it looks like he was walking in.”
大夫回答:“給他轉(zhuǎn)個(gè)身，這樣，別人看起來會(huì)以為他是正往里走。”
20字英語笑話5
沙丁魚的抱怨
Two sardines were swimming in New York harbor when one suggested they go up to the Bronx for the weekend.”I'd rather not，"the other objected. "It's such a long swim."
兩條沙丁魚在紐約港游水，其中的一條建議到布朗恩斯(Bronx)去度周末。另一條沙丁魚反對說:“我認(rèn)為最好不去。要游的距離太長了。”
"How about taking the subway?'his companion asked.
“那么從地鐵通道過去怎么樣?”他的同伴問。
"No way!"replied the second sardine."And be packed in there like people?"
“不可能，”第二條沙丁魚說:“難選要像人類那樣到地鐵里去亂擠嗎?”
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