英文簡(jiǎn)單笑話帶翻譯

時(shí)間：2017-05-16 16:09:52 韋彥867由分享

　　笑話作為民間口頭創(chuàng)作,深受廣大人民喜愛(ài),笑話從一定程度上反映了社會(huì)現(xiàn)實(shí)、民族心態(tài)及價(jià)值觀。小編精心收集了簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　clean glass

　　干凈的杯子

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺(jué)得非常口渴，便停下來(lái)去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問(wèn)道。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說(shuō)：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　　yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that.

　　好的，可以。佛瑞德說(shuō)。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去跟柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)說(shuō)：我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里!別忘了。

　　the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

　　柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說(shuō)：剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的?

　　簡(jiǎn)單英文笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　be careful with what you wish for

　　慎重許愿

　　a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　一對(duì)結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

　　during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　慶祝活動(dòng)中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說(shuō)，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛(ài)夫妻，因此她給許給這對(duì)夫妻每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。

　　the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。