小學生英語笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學習啦小編整理了小學生簡單英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
小學生簡單英語笑話篇一
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
一男子去酒吧，點了一杯啤酒。
He takes his first sip and sets it down.
他喝了一口放下。
While he is looking around the bar,
當他環視酒吧時，
a monkey swings down
發現一只猴子蕩下來，
and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.
該男子問酒吧招待，這只猴子是誰的。
The barman replies the piano player.
服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。
The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."
男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
鋼琴手回答說：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會為你演奏的。”
小學生簡單英語笑話篇二
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,
個女學生坐在座位上，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里
and was busily chewing gum,
嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，
when the teacher espied her.
被老師發現了
"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.
“瑪麗!”老師嚴厲地叫她。
"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,
“什么事，老師?”這女學生問。
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
“把口香糖從嘴里拿出來，把腳放進去。”
小學生簡單英語笑話篇三
Ivan came home with a bloody nose
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。
and his mother asked, "What happened?"
他媽媽問，“發生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“
一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan.
“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。
"I have his ear in my pocket."
“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
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