短的英語笑話故事
短的英語笑話故事
笑話(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會關系和心理特征等等。小編精心收集了短的英語笑話故事，供大家欣賞學習!
短的英語笑話故事篇1
policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察：有人搶你的手表時，你為什么不呼救呢?
man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would be much worse.
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
短的英語笑話故事篇2
hanging in the hallway at whites high school in wabash, ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. a player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.
位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學，其門廳里懸掛著過去四十年間樣籃球隊的照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊員舉著一個籃球，上面標明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。
one day i spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. turning to me, he said, "isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
一天，我看到一個新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過身來，說道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊都是以一分之差輸?shù)舻?"
短的英語笑話故事篇3
my two sister and i were all away at various colleges at the same time. one day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, i phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的大學讀書。經(jīng)歷了太多的危機，也厭倦了受到與其他大學生相同的對待之后，有一天我給家里打了個電話，就我獨有的問題尋求安慰和理解。
when my dad answered, i immediately launched into my litany(連禱，冗長故事) of frustrations with college life. as i paused to catch my breath, he said, "o.k., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?"
爸爸接起電話后，我立刻開始歷數(shù)我大學生活中的挫折。當我停下來歇口氣時，爸爸說：“好啦，親愛的...現(xiàn)在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個?”
短的英語笑話故事篇4
bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. he went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。
sunday night bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. he took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: i didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老板說：我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。
that's fine, roared the boss, but where were you monday and tuesday?
好啊!老板吼道，那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?
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