英語笑話大全短篇
英語笑話大全短篇
我國喜劇藝術(shù)源遠(yuǎn)流長,豐富多彩,笑話便是綻放在喜劇藝苑中的一朵奇葩。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英語笑話短文，歡迎閱讀!
英語笑話短文篇一
a much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
候診室里坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當(dāng)醫(yī)生傳喚他時(shí)，
"doctor, i don't know what to do. i accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
他滿面愁容的說：“醫(yī)生，怎么辦?我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油!”
"oh, don't worry! all you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
醫(yī)生回答他說：“喔..沒關(guān)系啦!記得這幾天不要抽煙!”
英語笑話短文篇二
visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?
游客：住在這樣一個(gè)地方是不是有益于健康?
local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.
鄉(xiāng)下佬：是的，先生。我剛到這時(shí)，我既不會(huì)走路也不能吃硬的東西。
visitor: what was the matter with you?
游客：你怎么了?
local yokel: nothing---i was born here.
鄉(xiāng)下佬：沒什么——我就出生在這個(gè)地方。
英語笑話短文篇三
after his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: horse saddle and bridle for .
無意中報(bào)紙?jiān)趶V告語中加了個(gè)逗號(hào)，讀起來成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。
inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:horse, saddle and bridle for .
一個(gè)人衷愛的馬死了，他打算在報(bào)上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。
immediately someone responded to the ad, that's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, what's wrong with your horse?
馬上就有人詢問這則廣告。這馬的價(jià)格真是太便宜了，詢問者說，馬有什么毛病嗎?
well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯(cuò)誤地) typed ad.
哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。
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