英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯初中
英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯初中
笑話是一種重要的交際手段,在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用,在社會(huì)文化中占據(jù)著重要地位。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎欣賞!
初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇1
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說(shuō)。
“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。
初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇2
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"
Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."
But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼問他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
爸爸皺眉說(shuō)：“我想不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問這個(gè)問題?這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問題。”
可是托尼說(shuō)：“剛才你盤子里有一只蒼蠅。”
初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇3
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)， “該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
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