英語(yǔ)短笑話大全
英語(yǔ)短笑話大全
笑話是日常生活中常見的一種幽默。與一般日常會(huì)話不同,笑話刻意違反合作原則,由此衍生出會(huì)話含意,并利用會(huì)話含意之間的沖突實(shí)現(xiàn)其預(yù)定功能。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編精心收集的英語(yǔ)短笑話，希望大家喜歡!
英語(yǔ)短笑話篇一
My friend and I were busy mending fences when my house-keeper arrived. Several times during the day, she drove out, returning 45 minutes later. Feeling curious, my friend asked her:
"Where do you keep going?"
"Some darn birds built a nest in my car bumper!" she exclaimed. "Every two hours I have to go home because the parents are waiting go feed their young. I wish they'd hurry up and raise those kids."
我和我的朋友正在忙著修籬笆，這時(shí)候，我的管家也來了。在這一天中，她開車出去了好幾次，每次都是四十分鐘后回來，我的朋友感到很奇怪，于是問她：
“你總出去干什么?”
“一些該死的鳥在我的汽車保險(xiǎn)杠上出了筑一個(gè)巢，”她說，“我必須每隔兩小時(shí)回一趟家，不然那些大鳥就會(huì)等在那里喂它的小鳥，我真希望它們快點(diǎn)把她們的孩子喂大。”
英語(yǔ)短笑話篇二
There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up. However, the pig knew the way to go home. The man did not succeed in doing so several times.
One day, the man drove an vehicle, turning many times on the way, then gave it up. Late at night, he telephoned to his family and asked: "Had the pig returned home?"
A member of his family answered: "It had." The man roared: "Let it answer the telephone. I am lost!"
某人養(yǎng)一豬，煩，棄之，然豬知?dú)w路，數(shù)棄無功。
一日，其駕車轉(zhuǎn)了很多彎尋豬，深夜致電家人，問：“豬歸否?”
答曰：“已歸!” 其怒吼：“讓它接電話，老子迷路了!
英語(yǔ)短笑話篇三
A commuter sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she asked if he could move a bit, he refused.
Just then, a man opposite them yelled, "Why don't you sit like a human being!"
"What are you going to do if I don't?" came the reply.
"Well, for one thing, I'll tell you how that book ends."
一位跑地鐵通勤的家伙四肢伸展地坐在座位上看著一本平裝小說。他旁邊的女士被擠的實(shí)在難忍，便要求稍微挪動(dòng)一下，卻遭到了他的拒絕。
這時(shí)，坐在對(duì)面的一位先生喊道：“你為什么不能像人一樣坐著呢?”
“我就是不愿意，看你能把我怎么樣?”
那個(gè)人回答說：“那好，只有一個(gè)辦法了，我會(huì)告訴你這本書是怎樣結(jié)的尾。”
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