英語簡單笑話短文

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　　英語簡單笑話短文：All Except the Music除了音樂

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

　　"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多了解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”

　　“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　英語簡單笑話短文：I don't think I know-我不知道啊

　　Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

　　John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

　　Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

　　John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘

　　老師：“John，動詞ring的過去分詞是什么?”。約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。約翰：“我想我不知道”。

　　英語簡單笑話短文：遲到的原因The Reason of Being Late

　　Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

　　Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

　　老　師：約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到?

　　約翰尼：每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學校-緩行’。

　　英語簡單笑話短文：人們什么時候說話最少?When Do People Talk Least?

　　Student A: When do people talk least?

　　Student B: In February.

　　Student A: Why?

　　Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

　　學生甲：人們在什么時候說話最少?學生乙：在二月。學生甲：為什么呢?學生乙：因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。

　　英語簡單笑話短文："孩子"的復數形式

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

　　Tom: Men.

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　Tom: Twins.

　　"孩子"的復數形式老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復數形式是什么?

　　湯姆：男人們。老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的復數形式呢?湯姆：雙胞胎。

　　英語簡單笑話短文：除了音樂All Except the Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?""Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

　　一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多了解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　英語簡單笑話短文：遲到

　　My Sister's Fingers

　　Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

　　Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

　　Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

　　Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

　　我妹妹的手指頭老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀?凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。

　　英語簡單笑話短文：天氣怎么樣

　　The Climate of New Zealand

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　新西蘭的氣候老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。老師：錯了。馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

　　英語簡單笑話短文：Improvement

　　One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

　　"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

　　一位學生對另一位說：“你的 英語 最近學的怎么樣?”“很好，我過去不懂英國人說話，可現在是英國人不懂我的話了。”

　　英語簡單笑話短文：狗也知道這個諺語嗎?

　　The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　一個小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。“沒有關系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”

　　知道"Family"這個單詞的含義嗎?

　　知道"Family"這個單詞的含義嗎? 爸 F ather和 A nd媽 M other我 I愛 L ove你 Y ou爸媽我愛你=家庭。

　　Englishi搞笑讀法

　　小時侯上學，把“English” 讀為“應給利息”的同學當了銀行行長;讀為“陰溝里洗”的成了菜販子;讀為“因果聯系”的成了哲學家;讀為“硬改歷史”的成了政治家; 讀為“英國里去”的成了海外華僑;而我，不小心讀成了“應該累死”結果成了打工的!