幽默英語口語笑話大全
英語笑話是很有用的，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，有時間的可以多多看看，大家一起學習一下吧
英語笑話一
“I am sorry”。
“I am sorry， too” 外國人回答。
“I am sorry three” 我道。
“What are you sorry for?” 外國人問。
“I am sorry five” 我說……
男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?)
女：Actually I''d rather have the money.(不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。 )
英語笑話二
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。)
男：Can I have your name?(直譯：我能有你的名字嗎?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經有一個了嗎?)
英語笑話三
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非常快樂。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)
1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.On the
beach 沙灘上有趣的對話 A man was sunbathing naked at the
beach. 一男于沙灘上裸曬。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, 為了文明點，也因為怕太陽灼傷它he had a hat ove
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