有關(guān)父親的經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)碛嘘P(guān)父親的經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話，希望大家喜歡!

　　有關(guān)父親的經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：死去的海鷗

　　A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son Bob ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

　　一位父親帶著孩子在沙灘玩。四歲的兒子鮑伯跑向他，抓著他的手領(lǐng)他到岸邊，在沙灘上發(fā)現(xiàn)一只死去的海鷗。

　　"Daddy, what happened to him?" Bob asked.

　　“爸爸，他怎么了?”鮑伯問。

　　"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

　　“他死了并去了天堂。”爸爸回答道。

　　Bob thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

　　鮑伯想了一分鐘后問：“上帝又把它扔回來了嗎?”

　　有關(guān)父親的經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：窮困潦倒的傳教士

　　After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

　　禮拜后男孩問牧師：“我長大后會給你一些錢。”

　　"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

　　“好啊，謝謝你。”牧師回答道：“不過為什么?”

　　"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

　　“因為我爸爸說你是我們見過的最窮的傳教士之一。”

　　有關(guān)父親的經(jīng)典英語趣味笑話：父子間的信

　　Dear Dad,

　　親愛的爸爸，

　　School is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff, I simply can't think of anything I need, so if you would like, you can just send me a card, as I would love to hear from you.

　　學(xué)校很棒。我交了很多朋友，學(xué)習(xí)也很努力。我東西很全，想不出缺什么，所以如果你愿意的話可以給我寄明信片，我喜歡收到你的消息。

　 　Love,

　　 愛你的，

Your son

　　 兒子

　　The Reply:

　　回復(fù)：

　　Dear Son,

　　親愛的兒子，

　　I know that astronomy, economics, and oceanography are enough to keep even an honor student busy. Do no forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task, and you can never study enough.

　　我知道天文學(xué)、經(jīng)濟學(xué)和海洋學(xué)這么多學(xué)科連模范生都忙不過來。不要忘記追求知識是一件嚴(yán)肅的事情，學(xué)無止境。

　 　Dad

　　 爸爸