幽默經典的英語笑話

幽默經典的英語笑話

　　學習英語可以是一個枯燥的過程，也可以是一個有趣的過程。小編在此獻上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有所幫助。

　　英語幽默小笑話：你去哪兒了?

　　Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child'?" One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?" Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?"

　　古時候，有個人總是忘事。一天，他帶著小兒子出門。一高興，便讓兒子騎在自己的脖子上。過了一會兒，他忽然想起兒子來，逢人便問間:“你看到我的孩子了嗎?”有個同村的村民見了大笑，說:“你難道不知道他在你脖子上嗎?”一聽這話，這人一把將兒子一從脖子上揪下來，氣憤至極，狠狠地打了孩子，嚷道:“我叫你別亂跑，剛才你到哪里去了?”

　　英語幽默小笑話：三人同舟

　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.

　　三位男子在公園的長椅土坐著。中間的一個在讀報紙，另外兩個在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌，放線，并卷線把魚抓上來。

　　A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.

　　一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個景象，他問中間的那個男子是否認識其他兩位。

　　"Oh yes," he said. "They are my friends”

　　“喔，認識，”他說，“他們是我的朋友”

　　"In that case," warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"

　　“那樣的話，”警察告誡說，“你最好把他們從這里弄走。”

　　"Yes, sir." the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

　　“好的，瞥官。”那男子回答說，接著就開始瘋狂地做起劃槳的動作來。

　　英語幽默小笑話：誰的兒子最了不起?

　　The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.

　　四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子。

　　"My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room,people say, Hello, Monsignor."

　　“我的兒子是教士，”第一位母親自豪地說，“他走進房間時，人們都說，‘您好，閣下’”

　　The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Excellency."'

　　第二位母親繼續說:“我的兒子是主教。他進入房間時，人們都說，‘您好，大人。’”

　　"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Eminence."'

　　“我的兒子是紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說，“他一走進房間，人們都說，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人。’”

　　The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God!”’

　　第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高6英尺10英寸，體重300磅，”她說，“他要是走入房間，人們都說，‘哦，我的上帝!’