兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話

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　　兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話1：

　　Little Billy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

　　So he decided1 to write God a letter requesting the 0. When the postal2 authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

　　The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a .00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

　　Billy was delighted with the .00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

　　Dear God,

　　Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted .00.

　　Thanks,

　　Billy

　　兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話2：

　　"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."

　　The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.

　　"I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to vist," the little boy answered.

　　兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話3：

　　As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."

　　From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."

　　兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話4：

　　Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!"

　　"Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!"

　　"Really?"

　　"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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