看笑話學英語：我們分享一切

　　這是一則阿根廷的笑話，但是在小編看來它稱不上是笑話，不如就當做一個溫情的故事來看吧……

　　We Share Everything

　　An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.

　　A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.

　　"It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."

　　A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite.

　　"I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists.

　　"She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."

　　Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"

　　The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"

　　我們分享一切

　　一對老夫婦在漢堡王餐廳吃飯，他們小心翼翼地將漢堡和薯條分成兩份。

　　一個卡車司機非常同情他們，就提議想給老太太單獨點一份。

　　“沒關(guān)系的。”老先生說，“我們分享一切。”

　　幾分鐘后，卡車司機注意到老太太還沒動口吃一點東西。

　　他再次對老先生說，“我真的不介意請您妻子吃一頓……”

　　“她會吃的，”老先生向他保證，“我們分享一切。”

　　司機不太相信，懇求老太太，“你為什么不吃一點?”

　　老太太咂咂嘴，“我在等他的假牙。”

　　【注釋】

　　1. take pity on 憐憫，同情，例：take pity on the weak 憐惜弱者

　　2. 一起來學習一下convince這個詞：

　　a. 使相信，使確信

　　convince sb. of sth. 例：The officials were eager to convince us of the safety of the nuclearreactors. 官員們急切想要讓我們相信核反應(yīng)堆是安全的。

　　b. 說服(某人做某事)= persuade

　　convince sb. to do sth. 例：I've been trying to convince Jean to come with me. 我一直在嘗試說服Jean和我一起去。