短篇英語散文：我的爸爸是特工

　　My Dad's a Secret Agent

　　——Kenn Nesbitt

　　My dad's a secret agent.

　　He's an undercover spy.

　　He's the world's best detective.

　　He's the perfect private eye.

　　He's a Pinkerton, a gum shoe,

　　我的爸爸是特工

　　——Kenn Nesbitt

　　我的爸爸是特工

　　我的爸爸是暗探

　　他是世界上最優秀的間諜

　　他是十全十美的私家偵探

　　他是位名探，他是位密探

　　He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.

　　He's unrivaled at detecting

　　and uncovering the truth.

　　He's got eyesight like an eagle.

　　He's got hearing like a bat.

　　He can out-smell any bloodhound.

　　他追蹤尋跡

　　明察秋虛，發現真相

　　無人能敵

　　他有雄鷹一般的眼睛

　　他有蝙蝠一樣的聽力

　　他的嗅覺勝過警犬

　　He's as stealthy as a cat.

　　He can locate nearly anything

　　with elementary ease.

　　But no matter how he looks and looks

　　My dad can't find his keys!

　　他的行動如貓一般詭秘

　　他幾乎能查出一切

　　而又毫不費力

　　但不管他怎樣找啊找

　　卻找不到自己的鑰匙