關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的小笑話(huà)精選

　　中古時(shí)期與明清時(shí)期的笑話(huà)由于時(shí)代環(huán)境的差異以及笑話(huà)藝術(shù)自身發(fā)展的規(guī)律和進(jìn)程而表現(xiàn)出不同的風(fēng)貌。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的小笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的小笑話(huà)精選

　　寵物龜假扮漢堡 男子欲混過(guò)安檢

　　A man tried to smuggle his pet turtle through security in Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport by hiding it in a KFC hamburger.

　　日前在廣州白云國(guó)際機(jī)場(chǎng)，一名男子為使寵物龜順利通過(guò)安檢，竟試圖把它藏在肯德基漢堡包里。

　　The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li, was about to board China Southern Airlines flight 345 to Beijing, Guangzhou Daily reported. As Li passed through airport security, X-ray screening machines detected a few "odd protrusions" sticking out of a KFC burger that the man had packed in his bag.

　　據(jù)廣州日?qǐng)?bào)報(bào)道，事件發(fā)生在7月29日早上，一名李姓男子正準(zhǔn)備乘坐中國(guó)南方航空公司345航班飛往北京。當(dāng)他通過(guò)機(jī)場(chǎng)安檢時(shí)，X光安檢機(jī)檢測(cè)到這名男子包里的漢堡包有些異常突出物。

　　Airport staff determined that the protrusions looked suspiciously like turtle limbs, and asked to inspect Li’s luggage.

　　機(jī)場(chǎng)工作人員認(rèn)為突出物疑似烏龜四肢，因此要求檢查李某的行李。

　　"There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger," Li reportedly insisted. "There’s nothing special to see inside."

　　“沒(méi)有烏龜，只有漢堡，” 李某堅(jiān)持說(shuō)，“里面沒(méi)什么好看的。”

　　Li finally acquiesced to an inspection after repeated requests from airport staff, who uncovered the pet turtle hidden inside the burger. When asked why he had devised this strange idea, Li said that he had only wanted to travel together with his "beloved" turtle.

　　在工作人員再三堅(jiān)持下，李某最后默許了行李檢查，結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)烏龜被藏在了漢堡里。當(dāng)被問(wèn)到為什么會(huì)有這個(gè)奇怪的想法時(shí)，李某說(shuō)他只是想和心愛(ài)的烏龜一起旅行。

　　After staff patiently explained that turtles could not be smuggled on board the plane, Li reluctantly agreed to allow a friend to care for his pet while he was away.

　　工作人員耐心地解釋?zhuān)瑸觚敳荒鼙粠巷w機(jī)，李某這才勉強(qiáng)同意在自己離開(kāi)的這段時(shí)間里，把烏龜托付給朋友照看。

　　A few amused Sina Weibo users commented on the story after it went live, and most said that Li’s affection for his turtle was cute. One user, however, questioned Li’s logic for stuffing his pet into a burger and then sending it through an airport screening machine.

　　事后，幾名新浪微博用戶(hù)評(píng)論了此事，多數(shù)人認(rèn)為李某對(duì)烏龜?shù)母星楹芸蓯?ài)。然而，一位用戶(hù)也質(zhì)疑了李某的邏輯，怎么會(huì)把烏龜裝進(jìn)漢堡，又送它通過(guò)機(jī)場(chǎng)檢測(cè)機(jī)。

　　"That poor turtle!" the netizen wrote. "It had to absorb all those X-rays!"

　　“可憐的烏龜!”網(wǎng)友寫(xiě)道，“還得遭受X光的輻射!”

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的小笑話(huà)閱讀

　　一封神秘的信A mysterious letter

　　I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. Butsomething's been bothering me for days.So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.You got aletter last Friday, the lady said.

　　我不想過(guò)分好奇地打聽(tīng)你的事情，妻子對(duì)她的丈夫說(shuō)，但是有件事已經(jīng)困擾我好幾天了。是嗎?丈夫說(shuō)，你說(shuō)給我聽(tīng)聽(tīng)。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子說(shuō)。

　　It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. Youturned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?

　　信是灑了香水的，是女孩的字跡。我見(jiàn)你打開(kāi)信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的臉變得煞白，你的手顫抖著……天哪，是誰(shuí)寫(xiě)的信?信上都說(shuō)了些什么?噢，是這事兒，丈夫說(shuō)，我當(dāng)時(shí)決定我們倆最好不要談?wù)撍?/p>

　　Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at thetime.For heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it said.Okay,said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them 0.

　　天哪!那女人尖叫起來(lái)，告訴我誰(shuí)寫(xiě)的，都寫(xiě)了些什么。好吧，丈夫說(shuō)，是從你的服裝店寄來(lái)的，說(shuō)你欠他們七百四十美元。

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的小笑話(huà)學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢 I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me,"replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know himany where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　(二)

　　給我一塊錢(qián) Give Me a Dollar

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be foreverbegging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

　　兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢(qián)。父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢(qián)了，不是嗎?兒子：爸爸，我想你是對(duì)的，那給我一塊錢(qián)行嗎?