關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事帶翻譯
笑話(huà)由于其滑稽可笑的特點(diǎn)而為人們長(zhǎng)久以來(lái)所喜愛(ài)。本文是關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事帶翻譯：A Life for a Life
以“命”抵命
The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand tomouth. As a result of his lack of food he became very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him, he got well again.
英國(guó)作家理查德·薩維奇一度在倫敦過(guò)著貧困潦倒的生活，為了賺幾個(gè)錢(qián)，他曾寫(xiě)了有關(guān)他自己生平的故事。但是這部書(shū)在書(shū)店里并沒(méi)有賣(mài)出幾本，薩維奇過(guò)著朝不保夕的日子。由于缺乏食物，他病得很厲害。后來(lái)，由于給他治療的那個(gè)醫(yī)生的高明醫(yī)術(shù)，他才又恢復(fù)了健康。
After a week or two the doctorsent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. But still no money came. Afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. Inthe end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to Savage, “You know you owe your life to me and Iexpected some gratitude from you.”
過(guò)了一兩個(gè)星期之后，醫(yī)生給薩維奇送來(lái)了一張討要診費(fèi)的帳單，但是貧窮的薩維奇沒(méi)有錢(qián)來(lái)償付。醫(yī)生等了一個(gè)月后又送來(lái)了帳單，但仍然未索回分文。幾個(gè)星期之后，他又送來(lái)帳單要錢(qián)。最后，醫(yī)生本人來(lái)到了薩維奇的家中，對(duì)他說(shuō)：“你明白，你是欠我一條命的，我希望你有所報(bào)答。”
“I agree,” said Savage, “that I owe my life to you, and toprove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will givemy life to you.”
“是的，”薩維奇說(shuō)，“我是欠你一條命，為了向你證明我對(duì)你的診治不是不報(bào)答，我將把我的命給你。”
With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,The life of Richard Savage.
說(shuō)著這番話(huà)，薩維奇遞給醫(yī)生兩卷書(shū)，名叫《理查德·薩維奇的一生》。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事帶翻譯：基本原則
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau wasknown of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at yourwatches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make surethey're still running."
位于吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學(xué)有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對(duì)一個(gè)新生班級(jí)講解他的基本原則時(shí)，他說(shuō)：“我知道我的講課可能經(jīng)常會(huì)枯燥乏味，了無(wú)生趣，所以如果你們?cè)谏险n時(shí)看表我并不介意。不過(guò)我堅(jiān)決反對(duì)你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事帶翻譯：他的得數(shù)只比正確答案多二
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to findgood players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the college. One daythe coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that thestudent be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after somepersuasion, "I'd better ask him a few questions first." Then he turned to the student andasked him some very easy questions, but the student didn't know any of the answers. At lastthe dean said, "Well, what's five times seven?" The student thought for a long time and thenanswered, "Thirty-six." The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, butthe coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
杰克霍金斯是美國(guó)一所學(xué)院的橄欖球隊(duì)教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學(xué)業(yè)不行，院方不愿錄取。 有一天，教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見(jiàn)院長(zhǎng)，希望院方同意他免試入學(xué)。經(jīng)過(guò)一番勸說(shuō)后院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)：“那我最好先問(wèn)問(wèn)他幾個(gè)問(wèn)題。” 然后他轉(zhuǎn)向?qū)W生，問(wèn)了幾個(gè)非常簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題。可是那個(gè)學(xué)生一個(gè)也答不上來(lái)。 最后院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)：“那么，五乘七得多少?” 學(xué)生想了很久，然后回答說(shuō)：“三十六。” 院長(zhǎng)攤開(kāi)雙手失望地看了看教練。可是教練認(rèn)真地說(shuō)，“噢，錄取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二。”
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