對話型英文笑話閱讀精選

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對話型英文笑話閱讀精選

　　幽默笑話是日常生活中常見的現象,被廣泛應用于電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂節目中。下面是學習啦小編帶來的對話型英文笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　對話型英文笑話閱讀篇一

　　As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"

　　一名陌生人走進一家鄉間小商店，看到玻璃門上帖著的一個告示牌上寫著，“危險! 小心有狗!” 進去后，他看到一條樣子一點都不兇的老狗趴在收款機旁邊的地板上睡覺。 “這就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊?” 陌生人問店主。“是，就是他”，店主回答。聽到這個回答，陌生人覺得很好笑。“我覺得那條狗一點都不可怕。你帖那個告示做什么?” “因為，” 店主解釋說，“在我帖告示之前，大伙老被他絆倒。”

　　對話型英文笑話閱讀篇二

　　"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."

　　"啊，可憐的人，"善良的老婦人驚嘆道。"腳瘸就夠慘的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"

　　"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

　　"你說的一點兒沒錯，"那乞丐說。他顯然是乞討老手。"我眼瞎的時候，人們老是給我外幣。"

　　對話型英文笑話閱讀篇三

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

　　老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個詞的復數形式是什么?

　　Tom: Men.

　　湯姆:男人們。

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的復數形式呢?

　　Tom : Twins.

　　湯姆: 雙胞胎。

　　對話型英文笑話閱讀篇四

　　A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.

　　一天，教授正在給學生們監考。他發下試卷，然后回到講臺前等待。

　　Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a 0 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."

　　考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：“一分一塊錢。”

　　The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and change.

　　第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。其中一個學生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢的找零。