非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話以其短小的篇幅,洗練的文筆,幽默的情節(jié),獨(dú)有的魅力吸引著我們每一個(gè)人,成為大家茶余飯后的調(diào)味劑。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Difference 區(qū)別
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.
"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。
“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上。”
非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Big Head 大腦袋
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
“所有的孩子都拿我開(kāi)玩笑，”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說(shuō)：“他們說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”
“別聽(tīng)他們的，”他媽媽安慰說(shuō)：“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買(mǎi)10磅土豆來(lái)。”
“購(gòu)物袋在哪?”
“我沒(méi)有購(gòu)物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”
非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Three Surgeons
Three famous surgeons were bragging about(吹噓，炫耀) their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist(小提琴家) ." "That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched(縫紉，裝訂)them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior(后部，臀部) - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
三個(gè)有名的外科醫(yī)生正在吹噓他們的技術(shù)，“一個(gè)人斷了一只手，他來(lái)找我，”一個(gè)說(shuō)，“如今那個(gè)人是個(gè)音樂(lè)會(huì)的小提琴手。”
“這算不了什么，”另一個(gè)說(shuō)，“一個(gè)家伙兩條腿斷了，他來(lái)找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”
“我比你們兩個(gè)都強(qiáng)，”第三個(gè)說(shuō)，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車(chē)禍，除了一個(gè)馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒(méi)有留下。如今，那人坐在美國(guó)參議院里。”
非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died.
如果你不答應(yīng)嫁給我，他發(fā)誓，我就要去死。 她拒絕了他。 六十年后，他死了。
He Swore to Die 他曾發(fā)誓要死
非常短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Good wishes 良好的心愿
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.
I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.
Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.
Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.
一天有個(gè)男孩去對(duì)他老師說(shuō)：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛(ài)吃烤豬肉。
當(dāng)然啰，老師說(shuō)，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。
好幾天過(guò)去了，再?zèng)]提起烤豬肉的事兒。
最后老師對(duì)男孩說(shuō)：我以為你父親要給我送點(diǎn)烤豬肉來(lái)呢。
是啊，孩子說(shuō)，他是這么想的，可后來(lái)豬又沒(méi)病了。
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