短篇英語(yǔ)笑話
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享短篇英語(yǔ)笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：Role reversal 地位轉(zhuǎn)換
Barbara Walters filed report on gender1 roles in Kuwait a few years prior to the Gulf2 War, and noted3 then that, traditional Islamic fashion, women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.
Recently, Barbara returned to Kuwait and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the Kuwaiti women for an explanation.
"This is marvelous," Barbara said, "What enabled women here to achieve their reversal of roles?"
The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines".
海灣戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)開始的前幾年，芭芭拉.沃斯特對(duì)科威特的男女地位進(jìn)行了報(bào)道。她當(dāng)時(shí)注意到：按照伊斯蘭教的傳統(tǒng)，婦女通常跟在丈夫10英尺遠(yuǎn)的后面。
最近芭芭拉又來(lái)到科威特，她發(fā)現(xiàn)，現(xiàn)在男人都走在妻子后面幾碼遠(yuǎn)的地方。她走向一名科威特婦女，希望得到解釋。
芭芭拉說(shuō)：“這太神奇了，是什么使科威特婦女成功的轉(zhuǎn)換了男女之間的地位呢?”
那名科威特婦女回答道：“是地雷。”
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：A clear explanation 最好的解釋
Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing1 with people.
A disgruntled customer at a window near mine exclaimed: "No tickets? What do you mean no tickets?"
The woman waiting on him smiled sweetly. "I'm terribly sorry," she replied. "Which word didn't you understand?"
在戲院售票窗口售票時(shí)常與這種人打交道，從而會(huì)出現(xiàn)很多新鮮事兒。
一次，我隔壁售票口傳來(lái)了顧客的抱怨聲：“沒有票啦?你說(shuō)的沒票了是什么意思?”
那位女服務(wù)員笑容可掬地回答說(shuō)：先生，實(shí)在對(duì)不起您，哪個(gè)字不明白?”
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：A threat 恐嚇
A commuter1 sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled2 out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she asked if he could move a bit, he refused.
Just then, a man opposite them yelled, "Why don't you sit like a human being!"
"What are you going to do if I don't?" came the reply.
"Well, for one thing, I'll tell you how that book ends."
一位跑地鐵通勤的家伙四肢伸展地坐在座位上看著一本平裝小說(shuō)。他旁邊的女士被擠的實(shí)在難忍，便要求稍微挪動(dòng)一下，卻遭到了他的拒絕。
這時(shí)，坐在對(duì)面的一位先生喊道：“你為什么不能像人一樣坐著呢?”
“我就是不愿意，看你能把我怎么樣?”
那個(gè)人回答說(shuō)：“那好，只有一個(gè)辦法了，我會(huì)告訴你這本書是怎樣結(jié)的尾。”
短篇英語(yǔ)笑話：I am Lost 老子迷路了
There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up. However, the pig knew the way to go home. The man did not succeed in doing so several times.
One day, the man drove an vehicle, turning many times on the way, then gave it up. Late at night, he telephoned to his family and asked: "Had the pig returned home?"
A member of his family answered: "It had." The man roared1: "Let it answer the telephone. I am lost!"
某人養(yǎng)一豬，煩，棄之，然豬知?dú)w路，數(shù)棄無(wú)功。
一日，其駕車轉(zhuǎn)了很多彎尋豬，深夜致電家人，問：“豬歸否?”
答曰：“已歸!” 其怒吼：“讓它接電話，老子迷路了!
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