關于家庭的英語笑話閱讀
關于家庭的英語笑話閱讀
笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。學習啦小編整理了關于家庭的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關于家庭的英語笑話篇一
A family quarrel
家庭的爭吵
The young newly-weds quarrelad.At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.
一對年輕的新婚夫婦吵架了。最后妻子終于忍不住哭了起來。
“I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. l'm packing up my things and going off to mother."“Fine,my dear,said the husband.
“我不想跟你有任何瓜葛了。我要去收拾東西，離開這里回娘家去。”
”Here are the traveling expenses." She counted the money.“What about the money for the return ticket?”
“好，親愛的，”丈夫說，“我給你路費。¨她數了數錢。”還有回來的路費呢。”
關于家庭的英語笑話篇二
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high school classmate. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。
當然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎?
有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。
關于家庭的英語笑話篇三
Now i can go home
One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”
我 可 以 回 家 了
一天，放學以后，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能回答我的第一個問題，我就準許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問：“誰涂的? 請站起來。”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見。”
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改嫁
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson:"But I want you to."
Wife:"But why?"
Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
譯文：
老農約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死后,我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯.”
妻子說：“不,在你死后,我不能嫁給任何人.”
約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做.”
妻子：“為什么?”
約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”
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