關于夢想的英語笑話閱讀
關于夢想的英語笑話閱讀
英語教學的目的,是使學生在跨文化交流中可以正確、流利與恰當地運用英語。笑話是各國文化的精髓,反映各國的風俗習慣。學習啦小編整理了關于夢想的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關于夢想的英語笑話篇一
Once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了實現我一個夢想。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
關于夢想的英語笑話篇二
"The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked."I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied."Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean."No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.
農校的招生辦主任在面試一個上線的學生，“你為何要選擇這個職業?”他問。 “我夢想以經營農場來賺一百萬元，就像我父親一樣。”這個學生回答說。 “你父親經營農場賺了一百萬元?”主任驚詫地問道。“沒有，”這位申請人回答道，“他總是夢想著賺到這個數目。”"
看了“關于夢想的英語笑話”后，學習啦小編分享“英語笑話三則”!
1、"Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends. Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!
弗蘭克叔叔七十八歲了，富有而健康。他是個終生單身漢。他曾追求過很多女孩，但“從不過熱----見好就收”。一天他突發奇想，決定四處走走，去看看他那些接近一打的舊時女友。他回來即嘆道：“噓!謝天謝地幸虧我沒娶那些女人中的任何一個。如今她們都成寡婦了!”"
2、"Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing.
我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國家如英國,其交通規則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。啊噢，意識到犯了錯誤，我說。我剛才拐彎是違章的。我想那沒關系的，女兒回答說：我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。"
3、A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".
一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機，他趕緊拿了。就在這個時候他聽到有人說：“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來看去，嘀咕著：“到底是什么人在說話?”這時，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了：“耶穌正在看著你。”他躲到一個角落，想找出是誰在說話。結果看到一只鸚鵡，于是他問鸚鵡：“是你在說話嗎?”鸚鵡承認了。 小賊說：“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小賊說：“什么人給鳥取這種名字?”鸚鵡回答：“就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個人啊。”
看了“關于夢想的英語笑話”的人還看了：