關于小學生英文笑話精選

時間：2016-12-05 13:37:41 韋彥867由分享

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。學習啦小編整理了關于小學生英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關于小學生英文笑話：Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?

　　Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?"

　　Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Yes, you can go." She phoned Paul's mother to tell her.

　　Before Peter went to the party on Saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, "Now, Peter, don't forget to be polite. Don't ask for food. Wait until someone gives it to you."

　　"All right, Mom," Peter answered, and he went to Paul's house on his bicycle.

　　There were a lot of children at the party. They played together for an hour, and then Paul's mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give Peter any. He waitedpolitely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, "Does anyone want a nice clean plate?"

　　有人要干凈的盤子嗎?

　　彼德十歲了。一天他的朋友保羅對他說：“彼德，星期六我要舉辦生日宴會，你能來嗎?”

　　彼德問母親，母親說：“沒問題，你去吧。”她還打電話通知了保羅的母親。

　　星期六下午，彼德去赴宴。臨行前，母親對他說：“彼德，別忘了禮貌。別主動要吃的，等別人拿給你。”

　　“好的，媽媽。”彼德回答。然后他騎著自行車去了保羅的家。

　　宴會上孩子很多，他們在一起玩了一個鐘頭。這里保羅的母親給他們分發(fā)食品。但她忘了給彼德。彼德等了幾分鐘，然后把盤子舉在空中，大聲說：“有人要干凈的盤子嗎?”

　　關于小學生英文笑話：Dinner's ready

　　My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them.

　　I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound.

　　It's the smoke detector, they replied in unison.

　　Do you know what that sound means? I demanded.

　　Sure, my oldest replied. Dinner's ready.

　　晚飯準備好了

　　我的燒飯手藝向來是家庭笑話的攻擊目標。一天晚上，晚餐我準備得有點兒太快了，廚房里充滿了煙，結果煙霧探查器報起警來。盡管我的兩個孩子都在學校里接受過防火安全訓練，可是他們并沒有對報警聲作出反應。我感到很惱火，滿幢房子亂沖尋找他們。

　　我在洗澡間找到他們，發(fā)現(xiàn)他們正在洗手。我的聲音蓋過了煙霧警報的嗡嗡聲，我叫他們辨別那聲音。

　　“是煙霧探查器，”他們異口同聲地說。

　　“你們知道那聲音意味著什么嗎?”我責問道。

　　“當然，”我的大孩子回答道，“晚飯準備好了。”

　　關于小學生英文笑話：The New Baby

　　Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.

　　Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

　　One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for use all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.

　　Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.

　　"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."

　　關于小學生英文笑話：Its part of the game 我來扮演媽媽

　　Its part of the game Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

　　我來扮演媽媽媽媽：瑪麗，你為什么這樣大喊大叫的? 為什么不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。