關于小學生經典英語笑話
民間笑話是一種根植于日常生活的美學形態。笑話產生于日常生活語境之中,以消遣和娛樂為目的,由普通民眾創造、表演和欣賞。學習啦小編整理了關于小學生經典英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關于小學生經典英語笑話：All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited(禁止) . "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegalturn."
"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."
關于小學生經典英語笑話：Synonym=Bad Language
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym(同義詞) ?"
"What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?"
"Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.
關于小學生經典英語笑話：I wasn't listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." the little girl answered. "You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know." "I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.
關于小學生經典英語笑話：The Age and Daydreaming
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decidedto get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?
"Thirty-four," Johnny answered unhesitatingly(迅速地) .
The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?"
"Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."
關于小學生經典英語笑話：The Goldfish and the Cat
Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered(凝視，窺視) over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Amy patted down the last heap(堆，許多) of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
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