爆笑英語笑話精選
爆笑英語笑話精選
看笑話可以陶冶情操,人在大笑后會(huì)促進(jìn)血液循環(huán),增強(qiáng)免疫力。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑的幽默英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑的幽默英語笑話：Flower talk
花的語言
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers".
一位先生走進(jìn)一家生意興隆的商店。他見到花店的大廣告牌上寫著:“讓鮮花代替您的語言。”
"Wrap up one rose,"he told the florist.
“請包一支玫瑰。”他對賣花的人說。
"Only one?"the florist asked.
“就要一支?”賣花人問。
" Just one，“the customer replied.“I'm a man of few words. "
“對，就一支。”那位先生說:“我這個(gè)人講話不多。”
爆笑的幽默英語笑話：Creativity
創(chuàng)造力
On the first night of an adult creative-writing class，the instructor asked the students to tell the class why they were taking the course. One woman explained，"I have five chil-dren and so I've decided to channel my creativity in another direction, "
在為成人開設(shè)的創(chuàng)造性寫作班上第一節(jié)課時(shí)，老師先請同學(xué)們談?wù)勆洗苏n的目的。一位婦女是這樣說的:“我已經(jīng)生了五個(gè)孩于，所以，我決定把我的創(chuàng)造力引向別的方面去去."
爆笑的幽默英語笑話：Like a Straw
There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert. Since they didn't have enough money for a car they decided to buy a camel.
The camel dealer promised them that the camel would get them across the desert if they made sure he was full of water before they left. They took the camel down to the water hole, but the camel would not drink. So finally the first guy says: "I have an idea, why don't I hold his head down in the water and you suck on his butt. That way the water will be drawn up into him like a straw." The second gut thought about this for a while and finally agreed.
After a while the first guy asks "Well is it working?"
The second guy replied "I think it is going to work, but you have to pick his head up just a little because I'm just getting mud."
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