關于普通英文笑話閱讀
關于普通英文笑話閱讀
笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。小編精心收集了關于普通英文笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
關于普通英文笑話篇1
Colloquium announcement:
討論會公告:
Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.
研究結果表明一個人來到世上的最初五分鐘是最危險的。
Hand-written note underneath:
下面卻有一行手寫的便條:
The last five minutes aren't so hot either.
一個人在這世上的最后五分鐘也不好受。
關于普通英文笑話篇2
Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?
問:為什么盲人會害怕跳傘?
A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.
答:因為跳傘會把他們的狗嚇得魂飛魄散。
關于普通英文笑話篇3
Scene一A grade one classroom on a warm summer afternoon.
場景:夏天一個炎熱的下午，一年級的教室里。
Teacher: We are going to have a spelling competition this afternoon. Anyone who can spell a word correctly can go home early. We’11 start with Mary. What did you do at lunchtime?
老師問:“今天下午我們來進行一場拼詞比賽。誰能準確無誤地拼出一個單詞就可以早回家了。我們先從瑪莉開始，你午飯時間去干什么了?”
Mary: I played in the sandpit.
瑪莉回答:“我在沙坑里玩。”
Teacher: Mary, can you spell "pit?"
老師說:“瑪莉你可以拼寫‘沙坑’這個詞嗎?”
Mary: P …I … T?
瑪莉: "P. . . I. . . T?"
Teacher: Very good，you may go. Now Tommy , what did you do at lunch?
老師:“非常好，你可以走了。現在輪到湯米了，你午飯時間都干什么了?”
Tommy: I was playing with my toy car.
湯米:“我在玩我的玩具車。”
Teacher: Tommy，can you spell "car"?
老師:“那你會拼‘車’這個詞嗎?”
Tommy: C…A …R
湯米:"C. . . A. . . R"
Teacher: Very good，you may go. Now Johnny, why are you crying?
老師:“非常好，你也可以走了。下一個，約翰尼，你為什么哭呀?”
Johnny(sniff): Because Tommy and Mary wouldn’t play with me at lunchtime， just because I'm black.
約翰尼(抽泣):“湯米和瑪莉都不和我玩，就因為我是個黑人。”
Teacher: My God. That's racial prejudice. Johnny，can you spell "racial prejudice?"
老師:“上帝呀，這簡直就是種族歧視，好了約翰尼，你能把‘種族歧視’拼出來嗎?”
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