爆笑英語小笑話大全帶翻譯
爆笑英語小笑話大全帶翻譯
笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。學習啦小編整理了爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一
Teacher: Would you rather have one half ofan orange or five tenths?
老師：你愿意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?
Gerald:I'd much rather have the half.
杰拉得：我寧可要半個。
Teacher:Think carefully, and tell me why.
老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。
Gerald:Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
杰拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。
爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢里觀看了一場球賽。”
“為什么它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。
“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續的時間長了。”麥克回答說。
爆笑英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三
Son:Is ink so very expensive, father?
兒子：爸爸，墨水很貴嗎?
Father:Why, son, what makes you think so?
父親：不貴呀，你為什么這么想?
Son:W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I
spilled some on the carpet.
兒子：哦，我把墨水灑了一點在地毯上，媽媽好象挺著急的。
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