關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)大全
笑話(huà)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話(huà)我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。小編精心收集了關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇1
Doctor and Patient
Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?
Patient: Two of each.
Doctor: And how many legs does it have?
Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?
醫(yī)生和病人醫(yī)生：一只貓有幾個(gè)耳朵和眼睛?病人：都是兩個(gè)。
醫(yī)生：那么它有幾條腿呢?病人：我說(shuō)，醫(yī)生，難道你從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)貓嗎?
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇2
A letter
The nervous mother was worried because she hadn't heard from her son who was away atboarding school. Eventually, however, she received a letter which read:" Dear Mother: They aremaking us write to our parents. Love, Jack."
一封信
一位緊張的母親特別著急，因?yàn)樗€沒(méi)有收到她住寄宿學(xué)校的兒子的信。最后，不管怎樣，她總算收到了一封信，上面寫(xiě)道：親愛(ài)的媽媽?zhuān)核麄冋谧屛覀兘o我們的父母寫(xiě)信。愛(ài)你的杰克。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇3
No Wonder They Put Her Out
Jenny, (looking at the crying new baby): Has she just come from
heaven?
Mother: Yes.
Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her out.
肯定是他們把她趕出來(lái)的
(看著不斷的哭著的剛出生的嬰兒)詹妮問(wèn)：她是剛從天堂里來(lái)嗎?
媽媽?zhuān)菏堑摹?/p>
詹妮：嗯，那不用問(wèn)肯定是他們把她趕出來(lái)的。
看了“關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)”的人還看了：
關(guān)于經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)大全
